A woman was in the hospital feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."
"Oh, that's terrible," the woman sighs. "What am I going to do?"
The doctor replies, "Marry an actuary."
"Will I live longer?" asks the woman.
"No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
(Gordon is an actuary)
3 comments:
That's really funny. I had a friend who was planning to be an actuary. His last name rhymed with actuary, so I made up a little song about it and sang it every.time.I.saw.him. He changed his career path. LOL
LOL...to both of you!
That's just too funny!!
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